1 So your ‘Asian and Pacific Islander’ friends don’t look down on you.
2 Spoons and forks don’t train your finger muscles.
3 Why else are there so many good asian piano players?
4 Eat rice the right way.
5 How else would you eat a chicken wing without touching the wing?
6 You have dual nightsticks when your dinner partner decides to invade you.
7 Cuz I said so.