Don’t you hate it when…

Don’t you hate it when you go on a blog, expecting to find something meaningful and worthwhile, and then you find this blog that you just keep reading on and on and on, hoping to finding something educational, useful, or funny, when it’s really just a random post that someone wrote while they were bored and said “Hey, I think I’ll lower the IQ of America’s youth today” and they just start typing and typing with all these run on sentences and grammer and punctuation errors and it just goes on and on and finall when you get to the end it makes you feel like the biggest loser in the world because there’s nothing of any value whatsoever anywhere in the post, there isn’t even some veiled, obscure pun at the end, and you’re just like “Dang, I just wasted five minutes of my oh-so-short life reading this pile of  junk” and then you know that somewhere around the globe some jerk is laughing at you in his sleep because you just lost thirty brain cells to his stupidity and then you just sit in front of your computer in shock and then finally you exit the page and turn off your computer and go up to your room and curl up in the fetal position and cry yourself to sleep and if you really just read all of this and didn’t skip to the end you are of questionable intelligence so go cry yourself to sleep. (Hey, a period AND something funny at the end!)

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